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DW Bio - The Meta

The Meta, formerly known as Agent Maine, the monstrous freelancer with a lust for power and the beastly strength to take it Meta is not mentally healthy. He operates on two objectives: increase his own power and stay alive at all costs. He is ruthless, brutal and will NEVER stop. (I have to add more, because this whole thing is too short) The Meta will bringing to the fight The MA5C Assault rifle The M6G Magnum Sidearm And the Brute Shot MA5C 9.05 pounds 32 rounds Automatic Muzzle velocity=905 m/s M6G Weight=6.5 lbs 8 rounds Semi-automatic, Medium-high damage Muzzle velocity=427 m/sec The Brute Shot will serve as the Meta's close range

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What would the Freelancers do for a Klondike bar?

At Freelancer commend, we asked the freelancer agents what they would do for a Klondike bar So, what would you do for a Klondike bar? South Dakota: Kill my brother North: What!? South: I mean… kiss my brother. North: ...I feel uncomfortable right now. Me: You and me both. Carolina: Do you think if I gave the Director a Klondike bar he would make me number one again!? Me: Um, I don't know, maybe- Carolina: YEAZ! York: If I hold a Klondike bar to my eye, do you think it would help me see out of it? Me: No. York: Oh. Ok. Me: Would you like a Klondike bar now? York:  Sure. Me: But what would you do for one? York: ...Just give me the fuck

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